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"Do not dwell on the past, do not dream of the future"

yvon. 19. #redordead
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terrible sting; terrible storm

elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation

I’ve heard a great deal about you, Fa Mulan. You stole your father’s armor, ran away from home, impersonated a soldier, deceived your commanding officer, dishonored the Chinese Army, destroyed my palace, and… you have saved us all